I've found the perfect Holy Trinity to hand my life over to. Over which to hand my life. To which over my life to hand.
Specifically: Fluffy, Muffy and Tuffy, AKA Disney's Three Orphan Kittens.
Why so perfect?
~Having won an Oscar, they are clearly more powerful that I ~They are survivors ~They are adorable ~They have many valuable life lessons to reveal, sometimes through their little Shiva-like wraths ~They make the most of second chances ~They are extra adorable dressed as babies
And most importantly ~I am crazy enough to feel comfortable imagining them sitting on my shoulder while I humbly ask them to keep me from being an asshole.
I also have a back-up for when the kittens aren't cutting it, when things just aren't that light and fluffy (and Muffy and Tuffy).
I toss my wishes at something just as comforting in a simpler, more abstract manner. A Black Hole.